Got an extra fag ?

Only in Ireland can you borrow a fag, buy a fag, smoke a fag, put out a fag, light up a fag, crush a fag with your foot, lend someone a fag, hold a fag in your hand in the middle of Corkscrew hill without going to jail. 
You can even advertise fags in Ireland on a big yellow metal sign. Only back home three days and I miss Ireland already...and their fags as well.